Parrot Riddles
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What shape is like a lost parrot? What kind of fish can you find in a parrot cage? What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? What side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers? What's smarter than a talking parrot? What kind of crackers are bad for parrots? Why did the parrot cross the road? What do you call it when a parrot loses it's memory? What do you get when you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? What do you call a minor bird accident? Who do you call when your parrot falls off his perch? Where can birds play professional baseball? What did the parakeet say to the macaw? |
What do you get when you cross a parrot with Vincent Van Gogh? What would you name a parrot made out of plastic? What would the new company name be if Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler merged? What do you give a sick canary? What flies through the jungle singing opera? When is the best time to buy budgies? What is a parrot's favorite game? How do you get a parrot to talk properly? What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger? Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? A bird shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Pete bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be? |
How can you tell if a parrot is lying?
